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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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(via vic-vipers)

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

coryy:

who in the fucking world

(Source: pleatedjeans, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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jrdyn:

This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

wake up America

(Source: fyeahmagicschoolbus, via cassondrabookxv)

710642:

well? can he????

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

(via vic-vipers)

(Source: sebastixnstan, via robert-downey-jesus)