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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via ryanvallejo)

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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(Source: emiroberyn, via l0sethosepants)

(Source: futomato, via letstakeawalkonthemildside)

rbbxrs:

that is me.
that is alex turner.
that is alex turner and me.

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via sugary-philosophies)

funkies:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

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(via vic-vipers)

(Source: iguanamouth, via flower-boom)

hawkseyeriza:

i-am-lono:

fuck

I knew it

pegasusmeteorfist:

WHEN THE ANIME PLAYS THE FIRST OPENING DURING THE CLIMAX OF THE FINAL EPISODE

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(Source: stazcbloodsan, via flower-boom)

dogapult:

dog.exe has crashed.

gatsbyadventures:

Bed time.

(via bl4ck-w1d0w)

(Source: nbcsnl, via flower-boom)

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via ruinedchildhood)

the-soul-of-a-dragon:

toothless is so done with you hiccup

bless every scene where Hiccup is a complete dork and Toothless is like MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS HICCUP

(Source: artemiswisdom, via flower-boom)